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Heidi Montag’s Transformer’s Audition is Desperate of the Day

Like the bottom feeding trash that this bitch is, she is trying to get Megan Fox’s job in transformers by posting a shooting gallery training session with a cop on her twitter directed @michael_bay,...

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Heidi Montag Holding Her Big Stupid Tit of the Day

I feel like I may have missed this picture of useless bottom feeding trash pulling out her fake tit she got for attention while in staged bikini pictures she is taking for attention…because her sex...

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Heidi Montag Flashes her Bikini Covered Twat of the Day

Heidi Montag has clearly worked out a deal with this paparazzi company to release staged pictures of her, so that everyone makes money off bullshit…. The paparazzi agency is called “Pacific Coast...

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Megan Fox is Boring at Milan Fashion Week of the Day

Megan Fox is trying to class it up, look sophisticated, like she’s the next Angelina Jolie, despite the fact her Brad Pitt is a loser and career is on a downward slope each year and new wrinkle that...

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Please just set yourselves on fire already!

Because absolutely goddamn nothing happened today and making fun of these two assholes fills me with the sort of glee not known to man, Heidi Montag and Flesh-Colured Pedo-Beard (who now that I think...

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Piece Of Shit Asshole Arrested For Being A Piece Of Shit Asshole

Whenever you need a quick answer to the question "Why is Lindsay Lohan such a natural born fuck up?", just look at this mug shot of her wonderful Christian father Michael Lohan looking like a...

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Kate Hudson and Her Baby Daddy are Idiots of the DAy

I cannot stand spoiled richkids with celebrity moms who managed to leverage that into a career of their own that becomes critically and publically accepted when she should have just been another Paris...

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Girl Who Will Fuck Anyone on TV in Her Bikini of the Day

Here is further proof that if you are even the most obscure person on TV, I’m talking the guy in the Best Buy ads….or even the guy in the local furniture store ads….you’re gonna get pussy…because I...

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Rihanna’s Fuck Me Boots of the Day

I love the stories of Rihanna and Chris Brown getting back together…not because I believe in forgiving and forgetting…but because I believe that the next time they have a blow out fight cuz of her...

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Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day

Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy...

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